Makes you wonder. Where are they stealing all these extra times from? I mean, sneaking 53 seconds from somewhere and shoving it in a 2 minute training.

Out there, somewhere, is a one-hour schedule that only has 59 minutes and 7 seconds now. Oh, the humanity.

Across the globe, there are hours and days and schedules that are missing all the extra seconds that so many callously steal and borrow to inject in their 2 minute presentations.

Oh, wait. I'm guilty here! Nooooooooooo!!!!!