I'm sure you would too if you got a surgical hole that

•Requires a plastic dialator shoved painfully in for ~3-8 hours a day or risks closing up. No doing it while watching TV either, you have to maintain constant pressure inwards. •Has a very high risk of creating a hole into the intestines, letting shit just fall through your new front hole. •Constantly oozes a mixture of hair and smegma, regardless of how well you can clean it, and causes the smell of death. •Completely kills sex drive, and any enjoyment from sexual acts. •You have to be constantly vigilant over your new hole, lest it fills with granulation tissue or just prolapses and falls out.

All for the low low price of upwards of $50,000.