176 I thought The BaylonBee was a satirical site. Who knew they do real journalism? (www.youtube.com) 🐴 SHITPOST TRUTH 💩 posted 10 months ago by CaptainChrisPBacon 10 months ago by CaptainChrisPBacon +177 / -1 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide replies
This is great
The way I saw this written out once:
Mom, can I drive the car? No, you're eight.
Mom, can I have a cigarette? No, you're eight.
Mom, can I have a beer? No, you're eight.
Mom, can I be sterilized by getting my dick and balls chopped off, and start prancing around in a dress and makeup like a sissy girl?
STEP RIGHT THIS WAY, SON—I MEAN DAUGHTER!!!
Fuggggg.. ☺️🤣💀