It should never have come to that. I regret having to go through that ridiculousness, and it highlights how far we have fallen. However, I'm still hopeful for the future and know God will guide us out of this mess. As far as being a good storyteller, you give me too much credit. It happened that day, so I remembered every detail vividly. Had it happened a week ago, it would have been a much shorter summary. Thanks, in any event.

EDIT: One detail that I forgot was the 'ol cell phone being whipped out by that thing. I'm sure my face will end up on Tik Tok sometime in the near future, but I don't care kek