186 () posted 242 days ago by Cantaloupe 242 days ago by Cantaloupe +187 / -1 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Wear a face diaper.
And sunglasses. And walk with awkward movements in your arms and with a fake limp or pigeon toed or use different height shoes to throw off their gait analysis software.
Thanks man I got coffee all over the place🤣😂
Wait until you need to develop heart arrhythmia to throw off their heart beat monitoring systems.