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posted ago by Rigbones ago by Rigbones +16 / -0

Teotwawki: The end of the world as we know it.

My wife has been having a recurring "Great Flash" dream ever since the eclipse.

In her dream, everything man-made was disintegrated in a sort of nuclear meltdown. Somehow humanity and nature was spared, but everything humanity ever created was lost. Our lives were melted down to the skin. We were left with no homes, no infrastructure, no phones or computers or TVs or technology.

In her latest dream, she recalls life shortly after the flash. Rumor spread that the president was coming to visit the people living in the area around our former town and there was speculation as to who it would be. Lo and behold, it was President Trump and Melania! They both survived the flash, albeit in the same state as everyone else.