Want to hear a funny story I witnessed involving my mate and the police?

When we were kids we had off-road motorbikes, we were outside our city in this big wasteland, two fields joined only by a bridge tunnel that goes under a main road. We were going over to the other side under the bridge.

As we got to the tunnel a policeman jumped out and scared my mate who jumped off the motorbike as he was going along. The rider less motorbike then crashed in the cop and he fell into a deep puddle in the tunnel. It was a cold winter.

My mate started running back the way we came. The cop was in the puddle with the motorbike on top of him, I heard a loud gasp and supercop then bench pressed the motorbike off himself in one push and got to his feet and started chasing my mate.

He was a lot faster than my mate as he caught up to him he had his kosh/truncheon out swinging at my mates head going for a killshot. My mate then managed to find more speed from deep inside and completely out paced him then another mate on a quadbike(ATV) rode up and my mate jumped on the back and got away.

The cop was screaming at the top of his voice that he's going to prison and gonna get raped by big black n***ers, he'll make sure of it.

If supercop didn't jump out in front of us none of that would've happened. My mate went to prison for a few months but didn't get raped.

We call him supercop as he was well known in our area, some lads drove by in a stolen car with their faces covered and he didn't radio it in he literally ran after them thinking he's as fast as a car. Some cops take their jobs very seriously.