<Conspiracy Theorists> "The Death Star was an insurance scam! They were behind schedule, costing the Empire millions and millions, and the guy who blew it up?! Ol' Vader's son himself, who just happened to know where the vulnerable exhaust port was. Yup, total scam. Lucky Luke, they call him..."
Rofl...2nd level conspiracy theorist: Death Star 2 was really Death Star 1 repackaged with new name in order to collect maximum insurance payout. Death Star 1 “accident” never really happened as described and definitely was NOT owner’s fault.
<Conspiracy Theorists> "The Death Star was an insurance scam! They were behind schedule, costing the Empire millions and millions, and the guy who blew it up?! Ol' Vader's son himself, who just happened to know where the vulnerable exhaust port was. Yup, total scam. Lucky Luke, they call him..."
Rofl...2nd level conspiracy theorist: Death Star 2 was really Death Star 1 repackaged with new name in order to collect maximum insurance payout. Death Star 1 “accident” never really happened as described and definitely was NOT owner’s fault.