Well, let me tell ya 'bout them itchy worms in my rear, it's a tale that'll make ya laugh and cheer. They squirm and they wiggle, causin' quite a fuss, but I found a remedy that's a real plus.

Now, down in the Midwest, where the cornfields grow, I discovered a secret that you oughta know. Garlic suppositories, oh they do the trick, those itchy worms, they better hit the road real quick.

I used to squirm and scratch, couldn't sit still, but now I'm dancin' 'round with a mighty thrill. Them itchy worms, they don't stand a chance, 'cause garlic suppositories got 'em in a trance.

So if you're feelin' that itch, don't you fret, just grab some garlic and don't you forget. Pop 'em in your rear, let the magic begin, them itchy worms will be gone with a grin.

In the Midwest, we know how to have a laugh, even when it comes to worms in our behalf. So sing along with me, let's have some fun, 'bout them itchy worms and garlic suppositories, hun!