115 Bag of cocaine with residue was found on the floor inside United States Capitol Police headquarters. Capital police are investigating. Comments on X are priceless (twitter.com) posted 227 days ago by Excelsior 227 days ago by Excelsior +115 / -0 36 comments share 36 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Found on the Capitol Police Headquarters floor"... and "the Capitol Police are investigating" seems to be just a slight conflict of interest, doncha think?!
[Wipes nose]
What makes ya think that?