Holy corrupt century, batman. Corporate malfeasance on an entirely different level.
"Look. We're wrong. You caught us. Here's 3x the money you could possibly ask for. Now leave us alone and let us keep breaking the laws!"
This is what scared criminals do when caught by the police. "Can I just give it back?" "Can I just pay for what I stole?" "I still have the merchandise, I didn't even leave the property with it, I didn't actually steal anything [yet]!"
Hilarious to watch a corporation play against justice with the same energy as a Dindu Nuffins.
Holy corrupt century, batman. Corporate malfeasance on an entirely different level.
"Look. We're wrong. You caught us. Here's 3x the money you could possibly ask for. Now leave us alone and let us keep breaking the laws!"
This is what scared criminals do when caught by the police. "Can I just give it back?" "Can I just pay for what I stole?" "I still have the merchandise, I didn't even leave the property with it, I didn't actually steal anything [yet]!"
Hilarious to watch a corporation play against justice with the same energy as a Dindu Nuffins.