This would be funnier. If it wasn’t true.

Companies will go out of their way to fire employees who are about to qualify for benefits and Company retirement packages. Specifically to avoid paying them benefits they’d otherwise be due.

And they’ll make up any bloody reason under the sun. Then they’ll simultaneously bitch, whine, and moan about loyalty when they can’t get Employees who’ll stay longer than a handful of years. If that. Or quit as soon as they get a better offer. Even if it maybe literally days after they finish orientation at the first company.