Body temperature that is. And Rigor mortis sets in soon, making it impossible to move. Side effects are mild and renders all senses inactive. Almost like you're dead. A visit to your local mortician can fix this for a nominal fee.

We are the carbon the want to reduce.

Uses similar technology as cow farts to change world temperatures. Also as effective as gluing your hands to the sidewalk.

Overpopulation is the real culprit. Luckily, the VAXXX cures that too.