It's funny. When I was a kid I was deathly afraid of vampires, witches and monsters. Once I yelled because I saw a witch dressed in black stirring a huge caldron in my closet. My mom came down and said: "Close the closet door". My brother and I crawled on the floor behind couches to get out of the house to not see a scary movie. I used to have my sister sleep next to the door so a vampire would choose her first.

Then I grew up and was no longer afraid.

Turns out vampires, witches and demons are real after all.

When Ronald Reagan closed the mental institutions, he created the crazy homeless people. He said mental patients should live with their families and attend programs for the mentally ill in the community. He knew it was all BS.