Catholics, Protestants Can't Wait Til The Left Is Defeated So They Can Get Back To Fighting Each Other
10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-commandments-democrats-have-approved-for-display-in-public-schools
God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-disappointed-by-lack-of-eloquence-in-five-year-olds-prayer
'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up
God Confirms Heaven Will Bring All Nations, Tribes, And Tongues Together In Hatred Of The New York Yankees
...give me a moment to digest that one...
...howls...
Don't forget to do it in your birthday suit.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man"
Your fur is part of your birthday suit and all dogs are usually in that birthday suit, though you have to wear a collar/tag.
...I feel naked with out my collar...
...it is part of my identity...
...doggy winks...