Which (Likely) Candidate Would You Want For VP?
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
I'm personally leaning towards Vance even though he's far from perfect. The Thiel Network is one of the better political factions within the GOP and choosing him might signal better staffing in the next administration.
Doug Burgum also seems ok. More of a non-entity which seems to be what Trump is looking for.
Little Marco is a joke. Wouldn't want Tom Cotton or Tim Scott or Elise Stefanik either (too establishment imo)
Trump holds a rally in central park. The band strikes up, he walks out on stage. Trump hold up his hand to calm the expectant crowd, and announces that he is going to disclose his VP pick, then teases "Bet you can't guess who it is."
Suddenly a large screen starts playing to patriotic music, scenes of JFK jr, first as a little boy in his father arms, then with him standing holding the American flag at his fathers funeral, then moves on to him standing tall as an adult.
The stunned crowd stand in hopeful disbelief, as this man walks on stage. As he begins to be recognized, in the packed crowd some women faint, tears form in the eyes of grown men. The media, even the worst of the fake news lizards are overcome by the moment, and break to a spit screen as they report with astonished jubilance the apparent resurrection of JFK jr.
Meanwhile, the next day, the Biden DOJ announces that they are going to investigate JFK jr. for faking his own death. Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schummer go on television to call him a threat to democracy lol.
That should about do it.