Where are the lawyers? Normally, I despise what I'd call ambulance chasing, but this was ridiculous. They committed fraud by promising to render a service and failing to do so. They did not refund her fare. And they committed theft by not returning her luggage. If they're going to kick her off the plane, they damn well better get her her luggage back. They don't have the right to fly it all over creation and hold it for months. That's theft. And then we start talking about the viewpoint discrimination case. Because she's not waving dildos around like a flaming idiot, they kicked her off the plane.

Get the lawyers in here and let them have a field day at on the United Airlines corporate credit line.