I think this explains where Brandon is right now: "A post turtle is a humorous metaphorical expression that describes a situation where someone or something is placed in a position where they don’t belong, don’t know what to do, and are likely to cause more problems than they solve. The term is often used to describe politicians, leaders, or individuals who are seen as being out of their depth or in a situation that is beyond their capabilities.

The term “post turtle” comes from the idea of a turtle being placed on top of a fence post, which is an unusual and unnatural place for a turtle to be. The turtle didn’t get there by itself, it doesn’t belong there, and it doesn’t know what to do while it’s there. Similarly, a post turtle is someone who has been placed in a situation where they are not equipped to handle the challenges and responsibilities that come with it.

The term is often used to poke fun at politicians or leaders who are seen as being incompetent or out of their depth, and is often used in a humorous or satirical way to describe a situation where someone is in over their head."