What did I just read? I'll have a wet dream tonight about the media finally being taken over.

Excellentttttt

Change has come to the climate, and nothing will be as it once was.

The science of climate change, we are told, is settled, in a loose and flexible way.

Greta Thunberg, for example, told us that we had exactly five years to fix the climate if we wished to survive – but she said that six years ago, and here we are. Glacier National Park put up warnings that the glaciers would disappear by 2020 – then quietly took the signs down in January of that year, because the damned things were still there.

Without a doubt, these delays caused much disappointment, since as consumers of industrial products we all deserve a holocaust. But never mind that.

God. Damn. I have never read such an amazingly written article in my entire life, that I can remember. The only people who even come close are Hunter S. Thompson, or Andrew Anglin. The sheer seething sarcasm oozing from that page fills my heart with contemptuous joy and sardonic glee.

My people. Those of hard-earned wisdom... WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO. ACCELERATE! ACCELERATE!!! BURN THE FUCKING CURSED TEMPLE TO THE GROUND. FUCK THE BALD EAGLE, WE'RE ALL PHOENIXES NOW.