You know I have actually had a kind of crazy thought. You guys might be able to help me with something. I know it's nuts but hear me out.

When I was little, we were all on our own, just me and mum. She created a world for me with talking buildings, funny code words and an extensive collection of cuddly toys, all with backstories, spouses, achievements, inventions.....

Her toy collection (the size of which she blamed entirely on me) is so large that, aside from the 'can't part withs' I don't know what to do. I can't throw them away; she would be horrified.

Would anyone like one of them? I'd be happy to mail them out. Something soft and tangible to remind you that no matter what happens in day to day life, your online tribe is for real. Where I can, I'll provide names and backstories if you want them. Mum was a storyteller.

So if you would like an Undine Stuffy, feel free to contact me. I will be more than happy to cover postage. All I ask is that you treat them with love and respect.

Sorry if that sounds nuts.