Had a buddy in the trades, was in the service alley in back of a supermarket and had to take a quick leak by the huge dumpster (late at night). Luck would have it that a cop drove down the alley just as he was finishing watering the petunias. Turns out, public urination is a sex crime. He had to fight it and get a lawyer so this wouldn't be on his record. It's unbelievable now days.