Department of Defense Preparing for Possible Bio-Chemical Attacks at DNC, Funded De-Contamination Rooms at Hospital | The Gatewa...
As the Democratic National Convention is underway, local and federal officials are on high alert for a possible biochemical attack.
Shouldn't be a problem. I'm sure as long as there are signs put up around the area "gun free zone" and " bio chemical weapon free zone" that it will stop any would be attackers
Oops. Turns out those aren't chemical weapons. It's just an intense mixture of patchouli, soy and B.O.
But they're the terrorists!