My completely anti-conspiracy theory wife has suddenly become a believer in adrenochrome. She's watching the nightmare of the DNC and just noticed that all these super-old-farts on the DNC went from being walking corpses at the end of Trump's time to having glowing, flawless, youthful faces.
At last she says, "I guess we know where the 219,000 missing kids at the border went!"
Because taking down a 2,000 death cult is a breeze. If only they had called you for the super-fast plan.