When Clinton gave Monsanto the go-ahead to use bovine growth hormones which led to the necessity of the overuse of antibiotics, it led me to become lactose intolerant. Just having some ice cream would turn my asshole into a garden hose and I'd be bedridden for days with intense cramping in my bowels. Back in the '90s as an ignorant college student, I figured that I just had to live with it. Rice milk was too watery, but soy milk seemed better (only because it's loaded with sugar to try to make the nasty crap taste alright). I was a soyboy for several years, not knowing what it was doing to me. I was experiencing low-T levels and low bone density. The internet was still in its infancy at that time, and doctors don't know shit about crap. Then I started to learn about soy, fluoride and such. I began eating organic yogurt to rebuild the bacteria I had lost in my gut from all the antibiotics. Now I can drink milk constantly and I'm fine.

So lactose intolerance can be one reason, but almond milk is by far better than soy milk. In this age, there is no excuse to be drinking soy milk. Only vegans and pussies should drink that crap. Really though, nobody should drink soy milk. It's bad news.

If you can't identify chicken meat by taste and texture without a bone in it that's a skill issue on your part.