Is there an official color chart? I mean the Peter Griffin kind that you hold up to someone's skin to see if they just committed murder, or "took historically justified anti-racist action."

when I was a kid, they were changing all the special laws for black people, now they want them again?

There are. They call it 2 tiered policing in Britain. In America, it's called PC, DEI, Black Privilege, etc.

Whenever the news reports an attack that was unprovoked, unknown motive or random, it's a hate crime.

they're mad about things before America existed.