President: Donald J. Trump
Vice President: J.D. Vance
Secretary of State: Vivek Ramaswamy
Secretary of the Treasury: Howard Lutnick
Secretary of Defense: Tulsi Gabbard
Attorney General: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Secretary of the Interior: Doug Collins
Secretary of Agriculture: Mary Miller
Secretary of Commerce: Peter Navarro
Secretary of Labor: Nicole Shanahan
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Vanila Singh
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: John Gibbs
Secretary of Transportation: Greg Autry
Secretary of Energy: Sarah Phillips
Secretary of Education: Lynne Patton
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clay Higgins
Secretary of Homeland Security: Thomas Homan
National Security Advisor: Colonel Douglas Macgregor
Director of National Intelligence: Kash Patel
Director of the Central Intelligence Agency: Abraham Hamadeh
Trade Representative: Jason Greenblatt
White House Chief of Staff: John McEntee
White House Deputy Chief of Staff: Rick Dearborn
Senior Advisor to the President: Corey Lewandowski
Counselor to the President: Jason Miller
Counselor to the President: Alex Pfeiffer
Counselor to the President: Dan Scavino
Counselor to the President: Taylor Budowich
Chairman of the Federal Efficiency Commission: Elon Musk
White House Press Secretary: Laura Loomer
United States Ambassador to the United Nations: Ken Howery
United States Ambassador to China: Robert C. O'Brien
United States Ambassador to Russia: Robert Lighthizer
United States Ambassador to France: Richard Grenell
United States Ambassador to Germany: Linda McMahon
United States Ambassador to the United Kingdom: Rodney Frelinghuysen
United States Ambassador to India: John J. Sullivan
United States Ambassador to Israel: Jared Kushner
United States Ambassador to Saudi Arabia: Michael Doran
United States Ambassador to Taiwan: Steven Cheung
United States Ambassador to Belarus: Joseph A. Mussomeli
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