The Worst Of Babylon Bee
Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying
11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt
https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-security-measures-the-trump-campaign-will-be-implementing
Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-relief-that-hitler-is-ok
Oh No! Tim Walz Just Waved So Hard His Arms Flew Off!
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-tim-walz-just-waved-so-hard-his-arms-flew-off
Obtain a restraining order against the FBI lol.
Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK - I thought this site was suppose to be satire, but here is truthful story.
...valid observation MDuck...