"Dear World, This was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump but I am so sorry I failed you. I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster. It is up to you now to finish the job; and I will offer $150,000 to whomever can complete the job."
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I'll take a $0 bounty so I could hug President Trump and say good job to his face.
He would have expected to be dead if he failed. How a fool gonna get paid by a corpse. Just Sayin'