116 Eat Less Kittens (media.greatawakening.win) 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 64 days ago by brain_dead 64 days ago by brain_dead +118 / -2 12 comments download share 12 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
It's great but today I'm going to be that guy.
It should be:
"Eat fewer kittens" or "Eat less kitten!
Yes, but it’s in the style of the Chick-fil-A billboards, which have intentional grammar and spelling errors.
Oh. OK then carry on!
Kek!
Nah, just spelling. The grammar is still correct because they’ve never done an “Eat less cows” billboard.
I was just about to post that!! Another grammarian!
Howls. You are correct.
But I bet a cow kitten could feed a family for a couple of weeks, longer if they don’t like their kids much.
May as well branch off to cat farming at that point. Having an extra kitten around when you're peckish, is just the thing. /s
Yes.
How about "Don't eat kittens AT ALL!" ?
This just paints a bad picture of republicans, that they're eating less kittens than democrats and its okay to eat kittens in moderate quantity. Just bad! What's next? "Eat less babies?"
Oh you are right. LOL
What is the daily recommended intake of babies. /s