Heavenly Father,
You are the Creator of this Earth.
You created all of the wind, rain, and storms.
You have control over everything.
If it be according to Your will, tear apart these vicious storms and hurricanes devastating our country and our people.
If these storms are being manipulated by evil and corrupt people, put a halt to their actions, and ensure that they can no longer hurt the innocent.
By Your mighty hands and strong breath, rip up these storms and blow them away into the cold waters of the Atlantic.
Protect Your innocent children from all harm.
In Jesus' Name we pray,
AMEN!
You're all idiots!
None of this would have happened if you had just paid the government more taxes so they could magically fight Climate Change!
You need to go on Reddit and beg for forgiveness and accept Greta Thunberg as your Messiah. And send money. Lots and lots of money!