I went to 2 different wally worlds in Siloam springs yesterday to get tp. Shelves were depleted. Had to buy what was avail, only 1ply and 1 pack of Charmin at the last one.
Anyone else seeing empty tp shelves? Paper towels were not empty like tp tho.
All you plebs using TP so schmear the poo on your bungholes.
Time to upgrade to a poor man cold water bidet. The cold water will wake you up faster than a cup of coffee.
For extra points, use your own assigned wash cloth to dab dry. Swap and wash it every few days. Otherwise a square or 2 of TP is all that's needed.
All you hairy dudes out there, we all know it's like peanut butter on a shag carpet down there. The spray cleans better that wiping alone. CURES most of your itchy problems back there too!
You just had to go there,KEK