Slaps a baby with the umbilical cord still attached down on the pulpit
Pulls out two carving knives
Worship ensues
She doesn’t anger me the way that she angers people who don’t understand that she’s completely fake, but whatever that thing is, it doesn’t worship the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and would never enter a righteous church for holy purposes.
Kamala steps to the front of the church
Dims the lights
Spotlight on her face
“I’m here to worship god”
Slaps a baby with the umbilical cord still attached down on the pulpit
Pulls out two carving knives
Worship ensues
She doesn’t anger me the way that she angers people who don’t understand that she’s completely fake, but whatever that thing is, it doesn’t worship the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and would never enter a righteous church for holy purposes.