Remember This Night Patriots! Tell Your Kids And Grandkids You Witnessed History! New York Is Going RED! ❤️💥
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I think he wins no doubt but if New York goes red ill shave my eybrows
Just shave one. If you shave both people probably won't notice, but if you do just one you can have fun watching other people as they figure out why you look funny. It works best on blonde or light red hair.
Pro tip - never pass out from drinking too much if you live in military dorms/barracks. Your friends will have fun. You may even have a few sharpie marker tattoos of inappropriate body parts on your back or arms. It's funnier to put them on lower arms so the young military member has to wear long-sleeve shirts for a bit, but they will have to get a scrub brush to try to get it off their back.
Note - this worked very well in the 80s and 90s - it may not work as well in today's environment. YMMV.
OHHH you dirty dog...Loved basic...esp. when the DIs came through for morning inspection...ahhhh...that would be both DIs...one walking around the barracks room, inspecting the foot lockers and racks (beds-for the civies) and the other inspecting the troops!!!!!!
DI spotted "ONE EYEBROW" and THE CORK WENT OFF AND WHAT SPEWED FORTH IS NOT WHAT CAN BE PRINTED HERE...But, needless to say, a good laugh was had all the way around...AFTER THE INSPECTION!!!!
Keklarious! I can only imagine! 😹