Dear America . . .
FIFTH GEN WARFARE
Congratulations from Canada!
I understand you are about to experience a mass exodus of has-been actors and musicians. Please . . . I'm begging you . . . block them from coming to Canada. We have enough of our own problems.
Perhaps just slip them into the upcoming illegal alien shipments to the south. No one will notice.
KEK!
Please, just let Bette Midler and the cast from The View come in, please! Bette was supposed to drink Drano, but I don't think she went through with it. Thanks.
Sorry. We've got the space, we just don't have enough food.
No worries. I think we will be sending them to prison or gitmo. But the trade is you don't send us anymore actors
P.S. thank you for Rush though. Prog rock was never more digestible.
Don't worry fren, nobody is comming to Canada. Plenty of space at Gitmo for all of them.
You still get Jim Carrey though...
I agree. Canadian here and we do not want those scum bags.