Sometimes the joke is so hilarious it can't Not be told.

I had a half second pause last December at work when someone wondered where an employee was, bc a response instantly came to me that me laugh so hard, I thought, Should I? I can get fired if the liberals hear. But then I thought, F- it, it's too funny Not to say, & blurred it out.

There was a moment of silence & then huge laughter from the guy who had asked the question. He looked around & said, Dude, that's f-ed up - but funny as hell!