I read all the Jack Reacher books. This is a part of Reacher's strategy to take out Ukrainian gang in Blue Moon. He tells them he's coming which forces them to bring in all members to protect the headquarters. This way he knows where the all will be.
Every time I hear "duck", I can help but think of the joke punch line that goes:
I got a fuck for a duck, and a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked up duck.
At the risk of appearing a moral leper, here is the joke. I think I heard this around 8th grade.
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..." "Sure," she said., "I'm sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I've never owned a duck."
Afterwards, she said, "Do you know, for a 15 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck." "Sure," said the boy.
When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $1.
When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked-up duck!"
You are such a smart duck.
I read all the Jack Reacher books. This is a part of Reacher's strategy to take out Ukrainian gang in Blue Moon. He tells them he's coming which forces them to bring in all members to protect the headquarters. This way he knows where the all will be.
Every time I hear "duck", I can help but think of the joke punch line that goes:
I got a fuck for a duck, and a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked up duck.
O mi goodness, you are so funny.
At the risk of appearing a moral leper, here is the joke. I think I heard this around 8th grade.
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..." "Sure," she said., "I'm sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I've never owned a duck."
Afterwards, she said, "Do you know, for a 15 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck." "Sure," said the boy.
When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $1.
When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked-up duck!"
Oh that's a good story. Now I see why you said that. 8th grade huh? Jeez.