Not to be pedantic but that's the wrong end; its cow burps not farts. Although farts are definitely funnier.

I would love to put Bill Gates in a field with a herd of cows and block his escape routes. It would be immense fun to watch. Cows can get into really bad moods and not like humans invading their territory, and it's a very intimidating scenario the way they 'move' you out, with a constant understated threat of charging. Of course Gates, who has never been near a real farm animal in his automaton tech Satanic globalist life, would have no clue about that.