No way Jose. Some girl told him he looked like Luke Bryan when he was playing acoustic guitar outside the local watering hole - it became an indispensable fashion accessory after that, consequences be damned!
Although somewhere deep down he knew that his penchant for always laying low at national restaurant chains coupled with that roll o' quarters in his denims would likely be his downfall. Ah, drat! Foiled again by those meddling actuaries!
[Makes just as much sense as any of THIS, I mean.....]
No way Jose. Some girl told him he looked like Luke Bryan when he was playing acoustic guitar outside the local watering hole - it became an indispensable fashion accessory after that, consequences be damned!
Although somewhere deep down he knew that his penchant for always laying low at national restaurant chains coupled with that roll o' quarters in his denims would likely be his downfall. Ah, drat! Foiled again by those meddling actuaries!
[Makes just as much sense as any of THIS, I mean.....]