CANADA/USA ANNEXATION SUPER-THREAD! RumoUrs are that Trump isn't just blustering about making Canada the 51st state! What do you guys think? Let's all put on our 'big boy pants' and share serious details on what you think will need to make this marriage work!
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Doesn't matter what Canadians think. It was already negotiated directly with the British Crown. What did you think Harry and Megan were really doing all this time anyway? Stealth intermediaries like Dennis Rodman in NK. Done deal. Like the Louisiana purchase, the president (Trump) just did it on his own. The Senate will go along with it, just like Louisiana Purchase and the Alaska acquisition. Nothing else is necessary.
The 19th century phrase "Go west young man" will inspire its modern replacement: "Take off to the Great White North; take off, it's the beauty way to go."
The whole place will be managed as a collection of territories, not states. If Canadians actually notice the switch, they will be invited to organize a republican government within their province or region and apply for statehood. (Statehood will actually be better than being a territory for the next century.) The Mohawk nation already applied, so they'll probably be first. Columbia will no longer be British Columbia, just plain and beautiful Columbia.
The Mounties will still be Mounties because the fedbois at the F-B-with-their-wandering-I always love mounties and envy their northern glowy lights. They'll all get to guard the northern passage with their new HQ somewhere close to Yellowknife. (Trump was feeling good that day and generously threw them a bone.)
Long-term healthcare will all be fixed by medbeds, but in the short term US citizens can get hip replacements and other planned surgeries for only one-fourth of the US cost and one-half the cost of a flight + surgery in India. They will, however, be allowed the option of Indian food in Canada on request. Canada's drug prices will be available to all US citizens, and insulin will be free. Canadians will be able to make specialist appointments in record time and can skip their GP. Assisted suicides will end, only exceptions being former traitorous politicians.
In honor of the purchase, the US will mint souvenir quarters with a loon on one face. The artwork will be spectacular and nobody will notice.