106 Mt. Kilauea Volcano in Hawaii has just started erupting. Send Bill Gates to capture carbon instead of bothering cows farting please. (twitter.com) posted 20 hours ago by brain_dead 20 hours ago by brain_dead +106 / -0 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
This is an excellent opportunity to find out if human sacrifice (Bill Gates) can stop a volcano from erupting. I figure - why not give it a try?
If I remember correctly, volcano sacrifices were often virgin girls. I wonder if throwing him in would be a good idea, he'd ally with it to try and get more.