I feel like they’re literally. L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y. Phoning it in now.
“Hello, customer service? Yes—We’d like to order one Super-Soldier-Suicide-N-Slide Terror package for the—
what’s that…!?—A TWO-For-ONE Holiday deal??
Awe, Hell YES we’ll take it! Charge our account. And throw in the remote detonators…we don’t want to bother getting out of the van for this one—“
Is Rent-A-Patsy on the menu now too?
I feel like they’re literally. L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y. Phoning it in now.
“Hello, customer service? Yes—We’d like to order one Super-Soldier-Suicide-N-Slide Terror package for the—
what’s that…!?—A TWO-For-ONE Holiday deal??
Awe, Hell YES we’ll take it! Charge our account. And throw in the remote detonators…we don’t want to bother getting out of the van for this one—“