New policy…you don’t let us land we open the back door and drop them off. Do that a few times, and you will have ALL illegals Speedy Gonzales it to the boarder on their own not to have a plane ride.
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Let’s be humanitarians . They will be mandated to wear a parachute . I also think in all fairness the flight attendant should give a little lesson , like the very important information about putting the mask on your face first lesson !
If you do it like the army does, they'd all be fine, but it would scare the hell out of the kids.
They do have a method where they have equipment on a sled and they just open the back door flying at about 20 feet off the ground and a parachute attached to the sled actually pulls it from the plane. It would be a pretty rough landing from 20 feet, but we could pad the floor of a container and minimize that.
Static line and "Pies, rodillas y caderas" shouted on the way out.
(Static line will open primary chute and the shout is "feet, knees and hips" which is how to land)
I would suggest that if they don't let flights of the deported land in their respective countries, no flights from those countries would be allowed to land in the USA
Vietnam style. I would not object if we aimed for the palace. Drop them on the Presidental limo parked out front.