I turned on the TV and they had that bald, black woman singing some "Wicked" song, and I thought, "Oh, this must be some pre-oscar show". I hit the info button on the remote and saw it WAS the Oscars, so I suffered through that song until the opening with Conan started. I think most people here would get some laughs at his monologue, especially the very start of it, where they make fun of that Demi Moore movie!