Trust the science.... no, not that science; trust the $$$cience. That science!
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White coats: "Oops, the shots were poison"
Also white coats: "The people who warned you are still conspiracy theorists, and we're still all knowing experts."
Trust the science.... no, not that science; trust the $$$cience. That science!
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