Yep in federal prison you'll learn a lot. Like how to arrange your shoes on the floor, tuck your shirt in Monday through Friday 6am to I think 4pm, where you can sit at lunch/dinner time, who all the shot callers are for every possible race and a few you never thought of, the true meaning of being alone, having to fight over the most meaningless thing( and then have in go through a gangs arbitration), you'll learn that you are a "thing", not a person, you'll learn that you really only have 2-3 real friends in the world, you'll stand up and be counted 3 times a day and 2 other times while you "sleep" (you never really do) and on Xmas and thanksgiving you will get a rotten turkey leg. On Halloween, you'll get a bag of candy. You will pay $1.00 for something in the real world that costs $.20. at the same time you will be required to work a job that pays about $0.16 an hour. If you're lucky, your girlfriend will visit you 2-3 times a year. In the summer, you sweat your balls off. In the winter, they freeze off. After a few years of that, you will have been reformed. You will also be a racist if you weren't one before. Then there's the halfway house. They take 1/3 of your pay before taxes so you can live in what is essentially a new lower level prison. Me? I was innocent.... The FEDS suck. FTFG
Yep in federal prison you'll learn a lot. Like how to arrange your shoes on the floor, tuck your shirt in Monday through Friday 6am to I think 4pm, where you can sit at lunch/dinner time, who all the shot callers are for every possible race and a few you never thought of, the true meaning of being alone, having to fight over the most meaningless thing( and then have in go through a gangs arbitration), you'll learn that you are a "thing", not a person, you'll learn that you really only have 2-3 real friends in the world, you'll stand up and be counted 3 times a day and 2 other times while you "sleep" (you never really do) and on Xmas and thanksgiving you will get a rotten turkey leg. On Halloween, you'll get a bag of candy. You will pay $1.00 for something in the real world that costs $.20. at the same time you will be required to work a job that pays about $0.16 an hour. If you're lucky, your girlfriend will visit you 2-3 times a year. In the summer, you sweat your balls off. In the winter, they freeze off. After a few years of that, you will have been reformed. You will also be a racist if you weren't one before. Then there's the halfway house. They take 1/3 of your pay before taxes so you can live in what is essentially a new lower level prison. Me? I was innocent.... The FEDS suck. FTFG