Like the guy undressing to have sex the first time with his GF. He takes his socks off and she laughs at his deformed looking toes. He said they look like that because he had Tolio. She says you mean polio. No he says, it was tolio and it did that to my toes. He drops his pants and she laughs at the shape of his knees. He said he had Kneesles and it deformed his knees. She said you must mean measles. He said no, it was kneesles and it did that to my knees. He takes off his under shorts and she laughs saying, Well it looks like you must have also had smallcox.

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