"We hired a performer who calls himself "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey" because we assumed, as any level headed person would, that he would show up dressed up as Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain and read classic American literature or teach the kiddies about civics, but when Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey showed up he was dressed up as a rainbow monkey exposing his rear and he had a dildo with him. There's no way anybody could possibly have predicted that based on his name alone."
They issued an apology? Somebody needs to be fired at least and arrested at best.
"We hired a performer who calls himself "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey" because we assumed, as any level headed person would, that he would show up dressed up as Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain and read classic American literature or teach the kiddies about civics, but when Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey showed up he was dressed up as a rainbow monkey exposing his rear and he had a dildo with him. There's no way anybody could possibly have predicted that based on his name alone."
They issued an apology? Somebody needs to be fired at least and arrested at best.