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CrockOSuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's worse is that no matter what stupid thing they blame next there are uncountable legions of idiots who will believe it.

"If you have ever heard Tony the Tiger say "They're great!" on a TV commercial at any point in your life you could be at risk for a fatal heart attack several decades later!"

"Oh my God! I'm doomed!"

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking of this photo which I now realize is not when he made the "calm before the storm" statement.

And not even specifically this photo but a different one from this session because it's a stretch to say the guy directly behind him is on Trump's left side.

Funny how inaccurate my own memories of how it happened are.

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CrockOSuds 16 points ago +16 / -0

Since when do Senate Bills have to be passed to uphold established federal laws?

Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996

(a) It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for the office of President, Vice President, Presidential elector, Member of the Senate, Member of the House of Representatives, Delegate from the District of Columbia, or Resident Commissioner

(1) the election is held partly for some other purpose; (2) aliens are authorized to vote for such other purpose under a State constitution or statute or a local ordinance; and (3) voting for such other purpose is conducted independently of voting for a candidate for such Federal offices, in such a manner that an alien has the opportunity to vote for such other purpose, but not an opportunity to vote for a candidate for any one or more of such Federal offices. (b) Any person who violates this section shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than one year, or both.

Federal law also states that noncitizens who violate the law are inadmissible (ineligible to receive visas and ineligible to be admitted to the U.S.) and deportable.

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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless the people in critical condition are the ones who made the final decision to deny him.

Then all he has to do is go into the office and say "I would like my CDL NOW!" and they'll give it to him because they don't want him to try this one little trick again.

It's pretty clever if you think about it. If you think about it while being on an illegal recreational substance.

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CrockOSuds 8 points ago +8 / -0

The guy was denied a CDL (commercial driver license) yesterday so today he stole a diesel hauling a flat bed trailer full of building materials and crashed into the office.

No deaths reported at this time but sixteen people were injured including six people in critical condition. Three were airlifted to hospitals.

The name of the "suspect" hasn't been released yet.

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CrockOSuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saw the preview. White men are the bad guys.

Why would you ever consider giving money to Hollywood this day and age anyway?

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CrockOSuds 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep. Those teetering on the edge right now will feel like the decision has been made for them.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

§2381. Treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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CrockOSuds 24 points ago +24 / -0

Also in California.

I had to have my car towed a few weeks ago. The tow truck driver was Hispanic and when I got in the cab the most prominent thing was a large sticker of Trump dressed as the terminator saying "I'll be back!".

I asked if it was his personal sticker or his company that owned the truck put the sticker there and he didn't answer. He just laughed nervously. I said "he will be back...everybody I know is voting for him."

He said "We have to vote for him. I have kids and I don't want my kids growing up in this messed up world. I don't know if Trump will really save us or not but it's either Trump or we just give up and let the freaks have total control."

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use Result Hunter which put Conservative interests at the top and pushes woke BS to the bottom.

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Illegal back-alley cock fighting?

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CrockOSuds 8 points ago +8 / -0

A man who looked directly at a solar eclipse and never went blind. He's now 77 years old and doesn't wear glasses.

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CrockOSuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

But he is paying for his cookie. He's bitching about it but he's still buying the damned thing. Those must be really really good cookies,

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CrockOSuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me and the wife both smoke after sex. I still have the same pack I bought in January but my wife is up to three packs a day.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...nearly matches absolutely identically..."

Not absolutely identically but NEARLY absolutely identically which means not absolutely identically at all.

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +3 / -2

Have you ever been to a small lake or a pond that has a ridiculous amount of frogs? Do you remember that smell?

For some reason I can tell when a house has PEX because that's what the water smells like to me. Like a slimy, putrid, frog-infested standing water.

I don't have glass pipes in my house but I'm willing to bet a handful of pesos that my neighbor's son has some glass pipes in his room.

I have come to terms long ago that being alive may be hazardous to my health.

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CrockOSuds 1 point ago +3 / -2

Poisonous if eaten.

My laundry room is full of bottles and cans of things that are poisonous. I don't think the paint on the walls is more dangerous than those things are.

I don't drink from those cans and bottles and I make a hell of an effort to avoid licking my walls as tempting as it may be.

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CrockOSuds 2 points ago +4 / -2

They demonized lead paint in an era when people were sleeping on radio receivers.

Notice the small coils that serve no structural purpose.

We don't need those anymore because people carry transmitters in their pockets and go to sleep with them by their beds.

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