So if someone wanted to fake their death, a quick "cremation & burial at sea" would be the way to go. No bodies, no caskets, no church ceremony! This all seems way too much of a coincidence. As you stated the death was "too clean" and the fallout "too quiet".
Are you talking about John John... or OBL?
John John - but I'm sure it probably applies to OBL as well. There's nothing new under the sun....
That was the inference ;)
Who is OBL? Please?
Osama Bin Laden