It's a very peculiar thing in NZ, you see, the chiefs signed something with Queen Victoria. Now they call that sovereignty the 'Crown'. and the agreement, consisting of three articles, is known as 'the Treaty'.

So, the Mowri activists believe that Akshully anyone with even a drop of that blood in their veins should and must get a face-tattoo, and 'claim back' all the lands that were often purchased, or gained by military means in some rare cases, for the Crown. Those grievances have preddy much been officially sorted out with a special court.

And then, having this yuge grievance industry, and also a brainwashing/edumecatin binge, financed by successive governments to redress the inequity, .... they want all the beaches, the fishing rights, and oh, the water rights, and radio waves too.

So, one of those clowns stood with a blanket draped around himself in the Oxford Union. That was embarrassing.

Meanwhile we have King Chuckie Sausage-fingers, who does not even give a wizard's toss about what some painted creatures from the South Seas have come to wave their stone axes at. Not even.